Jordan A
Jan 13th, 2008I detect another clever porn metaphor. She’s covered in thick, wet, white gunk. Hmmn… So many ways to interpret this I’m just going to take a guess…
Snow! It’s snow! They want us to think this chick’s an Eskimo!
I’m so much smarter than this photographer. Try to confuse me next time - SUCKER!




It doesn’t have to be a metaphor. Fact is, chicks just look good with stuff on them. You know, naked, but with soap or milk or mud (or whatever) on them.
Dan - You mean like cats… that’s pretty deep.
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