Andie Valentino

Jan 26th, 2008

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While I appreciate Andi dressing as if she’s trying to get work as a whore in ‘World of Warcraft’ I have to ask if it’s possible to strip out of clothing that’s already see-through.

These are all questions I’ll keep in my head of course. I don’t want to ruin the moment.

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Andie Valentino

Jan 15th, 2008

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This set proves that if you’re hot naked chicks can do magic. Where does she get the dildo from and whatever happened to continuity?

On another note, is there a button somewhere on the vaginal wall which makes women blink automatically if you press it? Andie shuts her eyes every time she puts it in and so did both every woman I’ve ever slept with.

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Andie Valentino

Dec 30th, 2007

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There’s more than meets the eye here. An allusion to something. I can feel it. She’s holding the hose and it’s spurting water. Then there’s foam on her chest and in her ass crack. What’s the connection? Damnit… I know there’s more to this than just washing a car. Will these book-smart pornographers ever stop challenging us?

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Andie Valentino

Dec 21st, 2007

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It’s a sad day when porn sites have to write ‘member’ over pictures of vag in case their World of Warcraft loving customers expect to find a two-headed Orc cock instead of the devils own ham sandwich a woman’s supposed to have down there.

As vag goes, Andie’s is a 9. Sex is like a golf. You can play on bare earth but I prefer a well manicured patch of smooth turf which holds a little moisture, and when approached at the right angle helps guide my balls to the hole.

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Andie Valentino, Kimberly Williams

Nov 18th, 2007

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Lesbian friends are better than lesbian sisters because if you think it through, real sisters who want to sleep with each other would be too crazy to enjoy. Aside from wondering who else in the family they were fucking you’d open yourself to questions like “Can my dad watch?” and risk a furrowed brow when one of your partners said anything like “I really want kids.” You couldn’t leave them with anyone either. It’d be like dating hot-plague.

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