Lucy Nitesca

Jan 22nd, 2008

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How do I know Lucy Nitesca’s breasts are getting bigger? My watch is slowing down.

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Lucy Nitesca

Jan 7th, 2008

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How much milk is it safe to drink? I mean, if you’d consumed enough to - I don’t know - fill two hot water bottles pushed up against your face. And the milk was warm. Would that be safe? Theoretically?

Another question. How long does dick-chaffing take to heal and does rubbing milk into it make it worse? I just want to know, it’s too late to change anything.

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Lucy Nitesca

Jan 7th, 2008

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I won’t fall into the obvious trap here and make a string of comments about Lucy’s most striking assets. Just let me say there are massive opportunities in her immediate future, the milk-marketing board should have her number and I, for one, volunteer to wear a milk moustache.

Over my penis.

Who cares if she has a haircut which suggests she’s about to enter a mental institution. It’s hard to think when no nutrients get further north than your shoulders.

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