Paris Hilton

Dec 13th, 2007

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I was hoping these pictures of Paris Hilton a-la Goldfinger would be crowned with one showing her dying of asphyxiation. Unfortunately she seems to be wearing normal body make-up and enough photoshop to cover a full-body herpes sore. The result, she looks like the kind of award you’d give a pornstar.

If you’re wondering why the skank Paris is posing like this, she’s trying to raise awareness of the:

Rich Water Foundation, a scheme to source water from icebergs and relieve drought-hit regions.

Aren’t iceberg’s a good thing?

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